Damn ive been listen to way to much old ghetto rap lately!

Dumps like a truck
thighs like what
and nann hoe got mo booty in da butt
sisqo made that song wen he see me in da
thong-ga thong thong thong


LoL ::sigh:: the days back wen EVERYONE listened to rap music. Now all i ever hear is poppy punk music. And i swear everyone knows how to play a guitar now. So then i just hear the poppy punk shiet more... dayam. Dont u people see it?!?! Punk bands are the new BSB/*Nsync!! hmm im bored so lets see some simularities!!! i think i shall name this...

PHILIP's TOP 5 PLUS 1 SIMULARITIES OF BOYBANDS AND PUNK BANDS

- They are mainly comprised of a GROUP of guys.

- They produce catchy songs that if they were played at a dance/club... ud be unsure on wat exactly to do (i am excluding the fact that people actually go out and learn those nsync dances. I mean seriously now people who do u think u are; Oly's dance team?!?! hahaha j/p)

- They sing love songs. And dont give me CRAP u punk band lovers!! More than 90% of that music is about missing/loving/needing/having/wanting a girl. I call that the 5 INGS!

- They do cover songs. EXAMPLE: Nsync - sailing. (damn good cover by the way hahaha). EXAMPLE: Starting Line - Nothing's Gonna stop us now.

But wait wait everyone!! Punk bands have instruments! that like totally like omg like makes them so kool and like totally not GAY! LoL this is where i get u....

- Remeber those days of watchin those KOOL nsync dance routines? Come on now admit it.. they were damn kool! And u would ALLLLL be lying if u didnt admit to sayin u learned at least a lil bit of one of those dances! (lol i always liked how if the lyrics were "i feel it TOOOO" the guys would point to themselvs... then put up TWO fingers! get it? TWO?? TOO?!?! oh COMMON!) In ne event punk bands are JUST LIKE THAT. But instead of an oh so kool flashy dance... weve all gone out, bought a guitar, and now were trying to play their songs hahahaa.

- Hmm lets see. Ok this one is for my best buddy Mark Santos hahhaha. Ok so Mark, like prolly a FEW of u others. Hes SUPER KOOL (lol ur gonna punch me 4 this doode i know it) cuz he listens to lots of bands that not many people know about. But common now... FM static/Spittle Field?? Doode back in boyband days thatd just be B4-4/D Crew!!


hmmmm many simularities indeed. So lets see... during our Boy Band ERA ive heard plenty of "BSB is gay!" or "*NSYNC???? man those guys are HELLA GAY!".

Hmmm gay eh? If u ask me New Found Glory/Blink182 (no mark they DO NOT rock) are just our new BSB/Nsync.

Which has led me to the conclusion that PUNK BANDS ARE GAY. LOL.


Do all ur selves a favor and listen to some P.Diddy hahahaha. BAD BOY 4 life!!!

IM OUT!!
posted by Philip at 2:31 AM